The couple, an inexhaustible source of humor

The draw… with darts!

Two friends are chatting:
— My wife really wanted our next vacation to be truly unique. So I had an idea: I blindfolded her and had her throw a dart at a large world map. Wherever it landed would be our destination!

When chance chooses for us

— Great! So, where are you supposed to go?
— Well… the dart landed on the neighborhood library. So, in August, we’re treating ourselves to two weeks… of a great literary escape!

The fake breakdown… and the real surprise

Settled on the sofa watching a game, the husband hears his wife call him:
“Honey, I’m having a little problem with your car… it won’t start.
” “What? It won’t start? What happened?
” “I think there must be water in the carburetor…”