A mechanical expert… or almost

— Since when do you know where the carburetor is? That’s not funny, tell me where the car is!
— Well… in the swimming pool.

The big question

A couple is chatting quietly about the future.
He says, “Tell me, if one day I’m no longer around to bother you, would you start a new life?”
She replies, “Oh no, I think I’d just go live with my sister.”

A well-calculated response

Her: “And what would you do?”
Him: “Same as you… I’d go to your sister’s too!”

Life as a couple often holds lovely unexpected moments… and sometimes downright funny ones!